Those of us who logged in via Zoom for last weeks club meeting were treated to a terrific presentation by Jaques White representing Long Live the Kings. Towards the end of his presentation my screen went blank and try as I might to return to the meeting I was unsuccessful. So I listened to his final remarks, heard a few questions posed by members and relaxed. But, I had one of those unfortunate moments when something tickled my nose and it could not be ignored. So... you surely can guess where I am goiong with this; yes, I had to pick my nose to extricate the offending monster. Luckily, my screen was blank so I could go about my business in complete secrecy - or so I thought!!! Not long after the meeting concluded I received a text message from a club member, who I will always be grateful to, informing me my nasal mining operations were as entertaining as the guest speaker himself. He was amazed at how deep my knuckle could travel in search of my quarry. Horrors! Apparently although my screen was blank, my video feed was still in perfect order and streaming my booger mining antics for all to see. So for those of you too polite to call me out on my gross grooming habit, thank you and I apologize for ruining your dinner. For the rest of us, be aware and very, very careful, Zoom is recording you when you least expect it so be careful with illegal, immoral, or disgusting activities. Or entertain us, we're a fun loving group - just don't be gross like I was. Thanks and my deepest apologies.